Varnishing The O

What is Varnishing The O?


1.

1. Licking the anus

2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female

3. Lubing up

4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.

5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!


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