Vartamelon

What is Vartamelon?


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the sweetest, prettiest, nicest, cutest, most adorable person in the world who is the best friend someone could ask for. has the best heart, and is a genuinly good person :)

I love my Vartamelon, she is such a good friend, and I'm so lucky to have her as a friend!!!


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