What is Varts?
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(Vaginal Farts) - After sex (especially doggy style) a woman's vagina and uterus move back to their normal positions, producing a fart-like sound from the vagina.
I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"
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A person that smells like oatmeal and can't afford tampons
The boy said hey look mommy a coot fucktard..
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A lonely man who has only two girlfriends, his right hand and his left hand.
A wanker.
Does Steve have a girlfriend?
Hell no he&apos..
