Varts

What is Varts?


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(Vaginal Farts) - After sex (especially doggy style) a woman's vagina and uterus move back to their normal positions, producing a fart-like sound from the vagina.

I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"

See 5th base, exhaust fumes


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