Vaselate

What is Vaselate?


1.

to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a complete dumbass that does what "the man says."

"Jesus we should have been done with this ditch work three hours ago. If Vance vaselates this any longer we will get whistle bit."

See vaseline, dickoff, fuckoff, vasilate, douchebag, kdot

2.

to go between needing vaseline and not needing vaseline

I have been vaselating a lot lately. Maybe I need to stay with juicier women.


82

Random Words:

1. It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones. Honey..
1. Cheese made from the milk of the buffalo. the only real mozz. her anus had the slightly tangy taste of buffalo mozzarella See cheese, ..
1. when one shifts the content of their bowels down to the cusp of their anus If you want to shoogle your poop down, drink a lot of water,..