What is Vaselate?
1.
to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a complete dumbass that does what "the man says."
"Jesus we should have been done with this ditch work three hours ago. If Vance vaselates this any longer we will get whistle bit."
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2.
to go between needing vaseline and not needing vaseline
I have been vaselating a lot lately. Maybe I need to stay with juicier women.
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