What is Vaselate?
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to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a complete dumbass that does what "the man says."
"Jesus we should have been done with this ditch work three hours ago. If Vance vaselates this any longer we will get whistle bit."
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2.
to go between needing vaseline and not needing vaseline
I have been vaselating a lot lately. Maybe I need to stay with juicier women.
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A town 20 miles outside of phoenix arizona.
ie. BUTT FUCKING NOWHERE
Girl: Man, i hate living in Queen Creek.
Guy: Where the fuck is..
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69ing and then trying to eat your partner whole before they eat you.
M: I heard Gunnar and Kate went to eleventh base last night
S: Oh..