Vaseline

What is Vaseline?


1.

The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself.

Royce uses vaseline on his lips because guys dont like it when they get head from dry mouths

2.

Vaseline is a lubricant for masturbation.

Vaseline is a lubriant for masturbation.

See masturbate, masturbation, fap, fapping, lubricant

3.

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.

2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.

3. n: Great addition to toast.

4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.

5. n/adj: A suave gent.

1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.

2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.

3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.

Terrance: No!

Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.

Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.

4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".

5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.

See El Barto

4.

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

5.

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.

Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

Lori, your presentation today was so vaseline!

Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.

See cool, smooth, awesome, amazing, neat

6.

vaseline is a word that was once used in tge chappeles show

and now is a popular word used in almost every sentence in the 'sco

see also

1.- jizz

2.- shaving cream

3.- glop of lotion on cecil's head

HAAAA THATS SUM VASELINE SHIT!! HELL YEA!!!

O EM BIADS didnt mean to put all that vaseline on your head cecil

See jizz, shaving cream, lotion


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