What is Vasya Pupkin?
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Famous Russian hero, rocket scientist, kick boxer, chess champion, jet fighter pilot, smart and hard as dick, scores a woman every day, balls of steel, real manly man. His arsenal of weapons include tsar bomba launcher, double barrel ak-47, antimatter fusion doomsday device, 30 inch ass pounder and deadly bruce lee farts. He will blast you off to tiny subatomic particles.
Bruce Willis: "Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!"
Samuel Jackson: "Shut up, do NOT anger Vasya Pupkin"
Bruce Willis: "Uh, sorry, my bad."
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