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Pulling a Seacrest is when a guy masturbates in front of a mirror and is aroused by his own image.
Ryan Seacrest is so in love with him..
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opportutitty: when a woman has the chance to use her boobs to her advantage.
betty to darla: bend down and pick up your napkin in front..
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A straight bit of pavement used for Drag Racing. The actual race distance is one quarter mile from starting line to finish line, then so..