Vatican Roulette

What is Vatican Roulette?


1.

Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.

Well, the Pope says condoms are out, and the pill is born of the fires of Hell. So get out the calendar, baby, it's time for Vatican roulette.

See rhythm method, vatican, catholic, pope, birth control, contraception

2.

Unprotected sex in which the male pulls out prior to ejaculation. Also known as the pull and pray method. Of dubious effectiveness in comparison to condoms or birth control.

I didn't have any jimmy caps so I had to resort to some Vatican roulette with Sarah last night at the party. Let's hope I didn't knock her up.

See sex, pull and pray

3.

Sex without contraception.

Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.


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