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A tamponor feminine napkin pad.
I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky...
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A Lemon Creampie is the sexual act where the man gives a girl a creampie, then pisses in it right afterwards.
I gave my girl a Lemon Cr..
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The act of impersonating Terry Schiavo or of someone that is in a permanant vegative state.
Haha, look at that dude, he is doing the Sc..