Vault

What is Vault?


1.

Vault is the new "hybrid" citrus beverage from The Coca-Cola Company. It's called a "hybrid" because it combines the easy drinkability of a soda with the "kick" of an energy drink.

Vault energy soda, is very closely tied to "Surge."

Surge came out around 1996 under the name of "Urge", and had a huge introduction. As time went on, however, the production and sales of Surge greatly decreased. In early 2000, hardly anyone even bothered to stock shelves with Surge. Around 2002 marked the end of the major production of Surge, and it fell hard from where it used to be. Although sales of Surge were discontinued, a great amount of consumers felt that it shouldn't have been. A great majority of this community went to great lengths to bring Surge back. A large petition site, SaveSurge, is a large community dedicated to bringing it back to shelves. This organization was started in 2002 and have been widely credited for the release of Vault. Surge is only purchasable now in Norway, and high-dollar auctions hosted on eBay.

Around 2005 Vault hit the market in select areas of the United States. In 2006, Vault soda was nationally released, and has since flourished in advertising and sales. Many consider Vault to be the new Surge, and others believe it's on the 90% region in likeness with its original. Fan sites such as VaultKicks can tell you more about it.

Vault advertising slogans:

"Drinks like a Soda, Kicks like an Energy Drink."

"The Taste. The Quench. The Kick."

"Get to It."

See vault, surge, urge

2.

Hybrid energy citrus soda created by the Coca-Cola company. Released nationwide in 2006. The refreshing taste resembles that of "Surge", a failed beverage by Coca-Cola about 5 years ago.

Person 1 - "Yo this Surge is off the hook! Why do they call it Vault?"

Person 2 - "It's not Surge, it's a Hybrid energy soda. A trailblazer of sorts in the soda industry."

See surge, soda, coke, jolt, energy

3.

An energy drink made by Coca Cola. Has colors reminescent of some earlier failed soft drinks. Vault has extra caffiene to give the drinker an extra shot of energy.

I am so fucking tired. I need a Vault.

See soda, drink, coca cola, energy, caffiene

4.

The place in the brain where all data and information is stored.

Sookie asked Pam how she knew her name and Pam explained, while pointing to her head, that she had stored that information in her vault.

See vault, brain, database, information

5.

Mountain Dew on crack.

*after drinking vault* HOLY SHIT MAN!!!!! IM... IM... IM... FUCK THAT. RED BULL MIGHT GIVE YOU WINGS BUT CAN IT TAKE ON CHUCK NORRIS?

See chuck norris, energy drink, beastly, amazing

6.

n. The place you put other people's secrets.

I'll tell you, but you've got to put it in the vault.

That's vaultular information, by the way. Mum's the word!

See The Grammar Nazi

7.

1. (n) A sports energy drink.

2. (v) To masturbate if you're a female.

1. all i had was a can of vault and it kept me up all night!

2. im vaulting right now.

See masturbation, orgy, finger, jerk off, soda


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