Vaultka

What is Vaultka?


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A combination of Vladimir vodka and the energy drink Vault. Has the ability to not only fuck you up but also keep you awake.

Vaultka should be made in a large Gatoroade cooler.

The proper portions are as follows: Three 2 litres of Vault for every handle of Vladimir. Add ice.

Last thing I remember I was drinking Vaultka, then all the sudden I wake up in Wildwood's police station and my asshole is bleeding.

See jerm, ass out, smashed, vladimir


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