What is Vaultka?
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A combination of Vladimir vodka and the energy drink Vault. Has the ability to not only fuck you up but also keep you awake.
Vaultka should be made in a large Gatoroade cooler.
The proper portions are as follows: Three 2 litres of Vault for every handle of Vladimir. Add ice.
Last thing I remember I was drinking Vaultka, then all the sudden I wake up in Wildwood's police station and my asshole is bleeding.
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