Vauxhall Ashtray

What is Vauxhall Ashtray?


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a.k.a the vauxhall astra motot car. called the ashtray because it WILL get stolen and set on fire by asbo loving scum.

insurance company:"would you like comprehensive cover for your vauxhall ashtray sir?" you:"just fire and theft please" insurance company :"are you sure sir?" you:"i'm sure. its on fire now!"

See ashtray, fire, theft, stolen, asbo, chav, insurance


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