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The act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.
Tommy got caught mustarbating on Tony's bed, he was using dejon mustar..
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To lose your load, ejaculate or splooge
Blimey that Carol Vorderman was wearing a short skirt on CountDown last night, Des almost chuck..
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A modern variation of the classic phrase "Hold your Horses".
Sounds better when said with a cockney accent although it is not..