What is Vegans?
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Vegans: The plural of vegan.
A vegan is someone who, for political, moral, or health reasons, does not eat meat or any animal products such as milk, eggs or cheese.
Vegan: Eggs are chicken abortions!
Omnivore at the next table: I'll have a bacon and cheese omelette and a buttered bagel, please.
Vegan: *faint*
Vegans can get a bit overexcited at times.
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