What is Vegansexual?
1.
A vegan who refuses to have sexual relations with a non-vegan.
"I'm attracted to you, Jerry, but we just can't have sex. I'm
vegansexual, and I saw you eating chicken at Louie's house last week."
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2.
Extremely compassionate, passionate, and sexy people who engage in sexual activities with people don't consume animals or anything that comes from an animal. They believe that engaging in sexual activities with omnivores is hypocritical, especially since they live to keep their bodies' free of all and any animal biproducts; which are technically in any omnivore's bodily secretions.
Wow, since you are a vegansexual, you look almost good enough to eat!
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3.
The vegan equivalent of those who refuse to have sexual relations with cannibals, nazis, and serial killers.
Sorry mouth-breather I'm not interested in sex with any corps-breath, be they human or animal remains. Also your meathead BO smells like sewage. See I'm a vegansexual, and also a non-serial-killer-sexual. Sorry bout that.
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4.
Whiney, emaciated losers who collectively share the delusion that removing themselves from meat-eaters' sexual pool is a serious incentive to become a vegan. Often marked by "cud-breath," linugo carpeting their shoulders, and exposed ribs. Usually prefer to study non-subjects for fuck-ups, such as sociology, asian studies, or alternative medicine.
Dude, with all these vegansexuals out of the mix, there are a lot less douchebags for me to screw.
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