Vegas Suprise

What is Vegas Suprise?


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When she has been out gambling and drinking all night long, you wait until she is passed out and you take a shit in her mouth. Then she spits it out like a volcano in front of the Mirage.

When she came home at 4:00am, I gave her a Vegas surprise.


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