Vegas Vacation

What is Vegas Vacation?


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When you wake up married and a few months later you find out you're pregnant. The marriages usually last about 24 hours or the length of the vacation and then you two part your ways and we get another single mom raising a kid without a father.

Damn girls..I don't know whether to consider my vegas vacation good cause I got married or bad because I'm having a baby without any type of father.


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