What is Vegas Wife?
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A stripper, more specifically the individual stripper you end up giving more money to on your trip to Vegas than you spent on your wife's/girlfriend's last birthday present. Most likely she was the one in the club that convinced you that "she's really into you" and let you touch her boobies, despite a strict "hands off" policy.
"Man, I really hope my Vegas Wife TeeKay is working at the club tonight. She really gets me, not like my girlfriend back home."
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Consisting of a trifecta blowjob.
Last weekend was kempolicious.
See kemper, blowjob, dome, blown, head..
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FUBAR- barely capable of operating properly
ME: He had too much to drink last night.
SHE: Yes I know. He could barely walk.
ME: Yea..
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1)When a man has elephantitis of the testicles and they become the size of a grapefruit.
2)When a man gets laid a lot and people blame ..
