Vegemite

What is Vegemite?


1.

Delicious Australian spread, made from used brewer's yeast. Non-Australians tend to give descriptions of it similar to 'tastes like a mixture of salt and battery acid'. This is because they are wimps, and need to drink more beer, eat more pies, and of course, eat more Vegemite.

We're happy little Vegemites, as bright as bright can be,

We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea,

Our mummies say we're growing stronger every single week,

Because we love our Vegemite,

We all adore our Vegemite,

It puts a rose in every cheek.

2.

Vegemite is a thick black paste owned by a cheese company known as Kraft

many Australians enjoy Vegemite, Americans have been reported to spread it as thick as peanut butter not knowing its real power.

"Jimmy, would you like vegemite on your sandwich"

"No"

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3.

Vegemite - From the Australian word meaning awesome edible spread which un-worthy Americans can't handle due to its almighty power.

"Vegemite Is The Shizznit"

4.

Thick brown brewer's yeast paste from the Land Down Under. The slightest dollop on the end of a toothpick touched to a slug's back will incapacitate it in a matter of seconds, and render it a salty and torturous pool of black ooze in just under a minute effectively creating another couple ounces of Vegemite to dab on one's toast.

Pass the Vegemite, mate, I ran out of nails to hammer through my tongue.

5.

vegetable extract spread. yum....

HOW TO USE VEGEMITE

spread THINLY on toast or bread, with or without butter.

if spread too thickly, vegemite is inedible, even for aussies.

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6.

Salty brown paste offered by muscle-bound bread salesmen in Brussles to Australians, often in the form of a sandwich.

Buying bread from a man in Brussels

He was six foot four and full of muscles

I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

And he said,

"I come from a land down under

Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover!"

See aussie, vegemite, down under, australia, belgium

7.

An Australian paste commonly spread on bread or crackers.

It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.

It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.

"Hey Mum, Can i have a vegemite sandwitch for lunch today?"

"Sure Hun"

See vegimite, peanut butter, jelly, bread, australia, toast


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