What is Vegetarian Hotplate?
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when you place saran wrap over your partner's face, and deficate on their face. The end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!
Frank "How's the wife, Bob?"
Bob "Happy."
Frank "Why's that?"
Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"
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May also be referred to as an a*hole, although a homosexual a*hole.
That fagwittage stood me up and messed around with my best friend.
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