What is Vegetarian Hotplate?
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when you place saran wrap over your partner's face, and deficate on their face. The end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!
Frank "How's the wife, Bob?"
Bob "Happy."
Frank "Why's that?"
Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"
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To take a mega large crap in the toilet. The kind that splashes water back up.
Naaa man, I can't come... I gots to go drop of the..