What is Vegetarian Hotplate?
1.
when you place saran wrap over your partner's face, and deficate on their face. The end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!
Frank "How's the wife, Bob?"
Bob "Happy."
Frank "Why's that?"
Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"
See
Random Words:
1.
The hardware and software one employs for online sex chat.
The cheapest part of my cyberinfrastructure is my hand.
See cybersex, sex, ..
1.
Slang for an unexpected hand job, usually associated with initial disappointment followed by unexpected satisfaction.
I was hoping for ..
