Veggie Tales

What is Veggie Tales?


1.

The funniest animated movies in the world. They tell various Bible stories through characters that are vegetables as opposed to humans, such as Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber.

The funniest however, is the parody they made of Lord of the Rings called "Lord of the Beans".

The best part of Veggie Tales is when Larry sings a silly song such as Oh Where is my Hairbrush?

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2.

Animated cartoon show that told old testament stories with vegetables as the characters.

Did you see that episode of Veggie Tales with a tomatoe names Moses?

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3.

Cartoon show featuring vegetables that talk about religion, which if you stop to think about it is appropriate because followers of most religions are vegetables unable to think for themselves.

Right after Davey & Goliath, there's an episode of Veggie Tales on the Trinity Channel.

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4.

About the BEST animated movies ever. Involving various vegetables, and the occasional fruit. eg: Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber, Scooter, the Carrot Family, Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd, Mr. Nezzer, Mr. Lunt, Archabald Asparagus, Junior Asparagus, the French Peas, Sweet Petunia (who's a rhubarb) all vegetables and Pa Grape, the Peach, Madame Blueberry (fruits). and also Snoodles and Buzz Saw Louie(who are neither fruit or vegetable)

and..if you don't watch them, then you pretty much suck.

i don't care whether you like the religious messages or not, they're still pretty darn amazing.

if you don't have one, go get one. they have them at Wal-Mart.

and apparently they're also on TV..

NO MORE EXCUSES!

I fall asleep every night watching various Veggie Tales movies. and you should too.

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