Vegophilia

What is Vegophilia?

1. the sexual desires pertaining to vegetables

2. wanting to fornicate with produce

Jeremy is such a vegophiliac; I caught him in the bathroom again with a cucumber up his ass.

Lab-ratted

1. Tested, played with, fucked over, messed with, etc. This applies to any situation in which you can be Tested, played with, fucked over,..

Half Life: Full Life Consequences

1. An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking. Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman,..

Pokey Bumwanker

1. when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt! eww you ..

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