Vegophilia

What is Vegophilia?

1. the sexual desires pertaining to vegetables

2. wanting to fornicate with produce

Jeremy is such a vegophiliac; I caught him in the bathroom again with a cucumber up his ass.

Colgate Suprise

1. Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your b..

Head Box

1. a box designed to hold a sex slave allowing just the head and arms out for obvious reasons and sliding it under the bed whlie it is stil..

The Cure

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