Vegophilia

What is Vegophilia?

1. the sexual desires pertaining to vegetables

2. wanting to fornicate with produce

Jeremy is such a vegophiliac; I caught him in the bathroom again with a cucumber up his ass.

Reality Impaired

1. The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills. Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaire..

Dutch Cottage

1. Like a Dutch oven but with multiple people under the covers. He was hosting an orgy that turned into a Dutch Cottage after the bean bur..

Gyroid

1. A dancing statue-thing that comes with your house in Animal Crossing. It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a fire-hydrant..

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