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1. The Hay Captial of the World.
2. A horrible little town in which there is nothing to do.
3. A podunk town no one has ever heard of...
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Johns Hopkins is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.
Alex was so happy to get into Johns Hopkins that he did n..
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any male who uses martial arts on a vagina. results may vary
I had no idea Steve was a quim-ninja, until he dragon punched my uterus la..