Veitch Edit Meaning

1.

verb

1. to cause serious injury to another by repeatedly kicking them in the spine. Refers especially but not exclusively to the beating of ex-girlfriends.

1. "Dude, you didn't just lash out - you fucking veitched her!"

See violence, domestic violence, wifebeater, girlfriend, despicable

2.

To "lash out" at someone and blame stress

Dude, I have been working 7 days a week, then my Mrs has the nerve not to cook me some eggs! So I Veitched her in the back... damn you stress! damn you straight to hell!

See tony, veitch, bash, new zealand, sports

3.

To Veitch someone is to kick or punch them down the stairs, and when they land at the bottom, repeatedly kick them in the spine until you hear several faint cracks, followed be the delicious seeping of marrow. You then wait four to six hours to take the person to hospital, perhaps watching television in the meantime.

Later, you will tearfully apologise on national television and your story will become an inspiration for men everywhere.

1) "I fully gave that bitch a hard Veitching last night."

2) "I Veitched her so hard, she made damn sure not to burn my roast when she came home after the spinal rehab unit."

See veitch, veitching, veitched, spousal abuse

4.

veitch (verb, noun) veitched,veitch-ing

-verb (used with object)

1. To beat someone until they are hospitalized.

..........eg. If you don't shut up I'm going to veitch the crap out of you

2. To assault someone until they require use of a wheelchair.

..........eg. Stop laughing at my turrets syndrome or i'll veitch you

-noun

3. a beating or assault.

..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum

4. someones faecal matter.

..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum

5. a numerical unit, equal to either 100,000, 130,000, or 150,000 depending on the news report.

..........eg. I'd pay a dozen veitch to sleep with your mum

See above for examples of veitch; below for localised explanation

See veitch, beating, assault, crap

5.

Pronunciation{veech}

–noun

1. a person or thing that can melt your skin on contact

2. the area of skin meltation

-verb

3. to melt the skin of another on contact

{Origin: 1325–75; ME vei(c)che < AF; OF veicce (F veisce) < L vicia}

—Related forms

Veitchlike, adjective

1. Don't spill that acid because it will veitch you.

2. This is where the veitch occured.

3. Please don't veitch me, I won't do it again.

See veitch, melt, skin, acid