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To masturbate
Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.
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To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter..
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Related to the term " douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and " act a fool."..
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Affectionately taking a dump on the windshield of a lover's car.
My girlfriend left me a freshly-baked Denver Brownie while I was ..