Velcant Edit Meaning

1. Similar to gainesville, except it smells like cow shit and the local rednecks drive their tractors to school becuase it's considere..

1. Occurs when both parties are so trashed that hooking up immediately after both have hurled and probably look/taste disgusting still seem..

1. The patch of hair between your nutsack and your asshole I tried to light a fart and burned by gurndula carpet..