What is Velcro?
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(noun) The interlocking of arm hair that occurs when two males are walking, standing or sitting in uncomfortable proximity to one another while wearing short sleeves.
"Dude, you're giving me Velcro, back off a little!"
"I feel something tickling my arm.... oh shit, it's Velcro"
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2.
Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.
Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."
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3.
A person who is always looking for loop holes, similar to the manner that one side of velcro clings to the loops of the other side.
Guy A: Man, your just like velcro, always looking for loopholes!
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4.
An extremely lesbian girl.
Person: hey what sexual preference are you?
Girl: Dude, I am so Velcro.
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5.
(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;
(noun) velcro: the pubic hair
(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another
derivitives:
velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun
The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.
The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.
Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.
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6.
a woman who has a mustache. one can refer to such a woman as "velcro" as a nickname.
When she kisses a guy their mustaches will interlock and peel away just like velcro.
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7.
When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.
"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".
