What is Velcro Arse?
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A person who when they get up takes Half room with them attached to their clothing.
Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.
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