Velcro Ass

What is Velcro Ass?


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Velcro Ass is a company invented by 4 geniuses during math class. It emphasizes on taking asses from people with a surplus of ass to give to others who are not as fortunate as them via velcro.

Established on December 7th, 2007

their appraised motto is:

if you have no butt

and you need one fast

get some get some velcro ass!

Regular buttocks go for sale for as low as 5 per cheek.

Dang Bob, I wish my company was as successful as Velcro Ass.

See ass, velcro, company


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