Velcro Bumper

What is Velcro Bumper?

Noun: A female who enjoys grinding her hairy mound into that of another female, for sexual pleasure. A lesbian.

Well, you know...my friend SWEARS that Whitney is a velcro bumper.

See slit licker, rug muncher, muff diver, pussy poacher

John Holmes

1. An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway Cou..

Oldaphile

1. A kid/young adult who is legit into old people. Sexually. They want old wrinkly cock/vag/other. Linda Horner really wanted to get with ..

Flappit

1. A lobster with only one claw It was huge but it was a flappit. I couldn't sell it to the restuarant so I ate it myself. See Rutte..

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