Velcro Bumper

What is Velcro Bumper?

Noun: A female who enjoys grinding her hairy mound into that of another female, for sexual pleasure. A lesbian.

Well, you know...my friend SWEARS that Whitney is a velcro bumper.

See slit licker, rug muncher, muff diver, pussy poacher

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