Velcro Fart

What is Velcro Fart?

A bottom buglethat follows the creator from one area to another. See shit shadow

"That was one hell of a velcro fart I just did. I released it at the bottom of the high street and it's still with me now."

See shit shadow, turd trail, trouser trumpet, flight of shite, bottom bugle

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