Velcro Forehead

What is Velcro Forehead?


1.

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Term used in the nineties in an Oregon Psychiatric facility

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

See histrionic, swoon, petty, drama queen, pity party

2.

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

See histrionic, swoon, petty, drama queen, pity party

3.

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

See histrionic, swoon, petty, drama queen, pity party


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