Velcro Gloves

What is Velcro Gloves?


1.

Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.

Crikey mate my velcro gloves have warn through do you have a pair I can borrow?

2.

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.

Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves

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