What is Velcro Gooch?
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when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.
"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."
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As soon as money hits a black persons hands, it vanishes.
white guy: here's 100,000 dollars jamal.
black guy: thanks!
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say before you fart. its like firing a gun...but not..
*feel it coming*
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"What?"
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