What is Velcro Gooch?
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when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.
"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."
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When you pick at your toe nails when they are long enough to get a peice that looks like a quarter moon.
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Someone who gives long explanations and/or tells similar but not at all relevant stories regarding a topic of conversation.
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