What is Velcro Gooch?
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when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.
"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."
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