What is Velcro Licker?
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one who lacks intelligence and therefore licks velcro, in the process one's tongue becomes stuck and is pulled out of the mouth; the equivalent of a window licker
My cat Toby is such a velcro licker, he ran into the wall.
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To take a shit, freeze it and reinsert it
bob: I'm bored sexually we should try something new
Melvin: How about an alaska pipelin..