Velcro Mittens

What is Velcro Mittens?

Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...

Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling randy."

See sheep, shagger, animal, mittens, bestiality

Shitstabber

1. Fag, homosexual, pole sitter, butt pirate. I was taking a piss in the urinal at the game and I look over and see some shitstabber stari..

Zomgloflwaffle

1. The way of over laughing. but not laughing too loud so that the pancake wakes up. dude1: So i was like cooking a pancake dude2: yo mum..

Oozma

1. the act of getting into oodles of shenanigans. "i just oozma'd that bitch up, yo." See oozma, awesome, shenanigans, ood..

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