Velcrotch

What is Velcrotch?


1.

the entanglement of hairs in the area between the thighs and scrotum of the male human, requiring a swipe of a finger to rip the two apart before further natting causes pain.

Lance took pleasure in the pain when digging through his velcrotch to get a whiff of fromunda.

See crotch, velcro, crotchbung, pubic hair

2.

An irritating chafing of the inner thighs. Usually caused by swimming in salt water, or by severe ass sweat.

"What are you, bowlegged!? Hurry up you fat bastard."

"I can't, I've got some bad velcrotch.

Got any cornstarch?"


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