Velez Special

What is Velez Special?


1.

Yelling insulting and demeaning remarks at a deaf girl while banging her from behind.

I pulled the Velez Special while humping that deaf girl. I yelled that her ass stank and that she was looser than her mother. She couldn't hear a thing.

See deaf, velez, special, sex, insult

2.

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

See velez, tip, bill, cheap, puerto rican, Rob

3.

The act of beating a handicapped young girl at bowling, while asking her friends if they are single.

I took that girl out and did the velez special.

See david


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