Velindre Edit Meaning

1.

Synonym for corruption and nepotism

Question: Where can someone who is totally unqualified get a job as general manager?

Answer: Velindre

See nepotism, fraternity, kin, family, wife

2.

The only place in the world where someone with a pass degree (i.e. too thick for third class honours) and who takes over ten years to get a masters degree (it usually takes only one year) can blaga job as a principal scientist.

Gearge dubyaBush can always get a job as Professor of Linguistics at Velindre when he retires.

3.

Velindre is a thoroughly Britishinstitution that continues to make a significant contribution to reducing welfare dependence - by employing just about any loser. Ronald Reagan (or any other dumb assfor that matter) could have been a Velindre honcho, even if he had to take the Alzheimer’s Express to work.

Kev: Oi! Brainiac! Gisa job at Velindre.

Boss: You look a bit shakey to me, and not in a good way.

Kev: You what?

Boss: I like your style, you can have my job.

Kev: Sweet.

See unemployment, alzheimer's, brainiac, loser, honcho