Velocichong

What is Velocichong?


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A decedent of the velociraptor family, it closely resembles godzilla. The velocichong have ancient tribal rituals which involve drinking a specially brewed 'herbal' green-tea. Once consumed, it transports the velocichong over the dark side of the moon to candy mountain, where enya is heard and one must dance around with sparkers. The velocichong moisturizes regularly, and is very clean due to the little cleaning woman it stores in a hidden vortex chamber, located on it's back.

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Chad: I couldn't hand in my 750 word court report at 4:00pm because my velocichong ate it.

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Nat: I just met this velocichong claiming to be the godzilla of little asian lays. Absurd.

See dinosaur, velociraptor, godzilla, myth, herb, nathurnal


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