Velociplocity

What is Velociplocity?

Dangerously odd couples

really tall girl, really short guy; really fat girl, really skinny guy; sexy young blonde, old saggy bald guy; etc.

Lammert

1. The act of seducing a significant other over the telephone while blindfolded. I walked in on my best friend lammerting with her boyfrie..

Uncle Craggle

1. Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items ..

Phalaphel

1. a hot toaster Never leave your phalaphel unattended!..

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