Velocirapture

What is Velocirapture?

The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.

Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you

See raptor jesus, rapture, dinosaur, apocalypse

1969

1. Party time. Neil Armstrong was on the moon. Woot. :) We are going to party like it's 1969 brother! 2. A robbery and car jacking ..

Kotzy

1. someone who is born with a bent penis Dude, that guys got a dick like kotzy! See noodle dick..

Pldf

1. The equivolent of "whatever" in response to someone who says something stupid. Usually used in the the context of a response t..

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