What is Velocity Micro?
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A poor computer manufacturer, claiming to use high-quality Retail parts but in reality uses cheap knockoffs which usually die on you.
"Damn, I just bought this $1900 gaming rig from Velocity Micro, and it balled out on my the first week!"
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