Velocodouche Edit Meaning

1. Rolling on Floor Poking My Eyes Out The comments on that thread were so idiotic that instead of ROFL I ended up ROFPMEO. See rof, rofl..

1. a cripple, usually wheelchair bound. west midlands slang term look at that poor retired andy. one of his wheels has fallen off..

1. a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam. Freya: How embarrassing ..