Velocodouche Edit Meaning

1. (adj.)- To exist in actual, externalized reality but ultimately to be fake. Spurious yet believable. Movie sets are realish: they exist..

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

1. The act of mooching off your significant other while unemployed. Dude #1: God damnit, I payed for dinner every day this past week. My g..