Veloporn

What is Veloporn?


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The sexual attributes of high end bicyles.

What are you reading? Just checking out the Colnagos and Pinarellos in this Veloporn magazine.


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1. Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion. "I'll ass jack you to the moon. My..
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1. To be taken out of a varsity game for no reason regardless of your amazing contributions. Wow, there really fucking up Zugaying our sta..