Veloporn

What is Veloporn?

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The sexual attributes of high end bicyles.

What are you reading? Just checking out the Colnagos and Pinarellos in this Veloporn magazine.

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Vajunction

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Big Nasties

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Ultrabutt

1. (noun) It is not just your regular butt, but an astonishing ULTRAbutt! It takes every feature of a butt and makes it as extreme as possi..