What is Veloso?
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100% Portuguese male, specializing in yardwork, specifically constructing stone walls. This species is known to wear Nascar t-shirts and Honda sweatshirts. Mating season occurs during mid June to the end of August. They are known to add copious amounts of Lysol throughout the home.
Dude, by the looks of that stone wall, you were going all out Veloso yesterday.
Oh my god, judging by the landscaping job on that shrubbery, I would suspect you are a Veloso.
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defined as death by suffocationby the fatosaurus. Usually by way of being stuck in a fat fold.
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