Veloso

What is Veloso?

1.

100% Portuguese male, specializing in yardwork, specifically constructing stone walls. This species is known to wear Nascar t-shirts and Honda sweatshirts. Mating season occurs during mid June to the end of August. They are known to add copious amounts of Lysol throughout the home.

Dude, by the looks of that stone wall, you were going all out Veloso yesterday.

Oh my god, judging by the landscaping job on that shrubbery, I would suspect you are a Veloso.

See portugal, stone, yardwork, lysol, chinstrap, honda
80

Random Words:

Quicker
1. 1. Like a quickie, but quick-er Sally: Quickie? I only have two minutes. John: Well how about a quicker? See quickie, sex, fast, now,..
Read more
Navism
1. The mannor in which a fag is smoked One that pulls funny faces, with raised eyebrows and big open eyes... See Dave 2. To be lucky at..
Read more
Lolercaust
1. Like the Holocaust, but funny! Today in school, we learned about the LOLercaust. It was funny. 2. mass laughter similar to mass des..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free