Velour

What is Velour?


1.

a towel like material that feels amazing. best worn as bed clothes or lazy clothes for their soft velvety feel. comfy to the max. though not yet proven, velour may have healing powers.

velour however is not goofy

stevie dave had a cold and wore his velour socks to bed. in the morning he felt 95% better.

sarah saw a pile of velour clothes in a shop. the shop manager found her fast asleep in the middle of the velour mountain 3hours later. she was banned from the shop. she didnt care, shed never felt better

See velour, goofy, black, socks, primark

2.

fake velvet

usualy made into a cheep tracksuit worn by a tool eg jamal johnson (blackburn rovers football player)

"jamal what the fuck are you wearing a velour tracksuit for"

See tool, jamal, football, shit


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