Velvet

What is Velvet?


1.

One who can be smooth and loveable, or esp. cuddly. If rubbed the wrong way, can turn into the opposite definition.

That chick's velvet man...

2.

The most luscious material. It is also the first part of "Underground".

That girl looks so amazingly sexy in her velvet panties. I wanna peel them slowly off her and see what's underneath.

See luscious, beautiful, sexy, soft, cool

3.

A Scottish slang word used to describe an attention whore. This word denotes the type of person who spends most of their life online posting on forum boards, blogging, and chatting on Messengers. There is no subject that is taboo to this type of person.

"You've posted 57 times on that forum already today! You really are a big velvet!"

See attention whore, attention, psychosis, forum

4.

Used in reference to anyone or anything that one finds particularly wonderful. Best used by self-proclaimed glam fags.

You see that old lady over there, kicking the heads off of dandelions?

Sure I do, man. She's velvet, that one.

See glitter, old ladies, rain, dr. pepper

5.

The only good song on Fergie's album "The Dutchess". A very sensual song where 3:20 into the song, your mind including your imagination will succumb to its relaxing yet erotic beat

"The Dutchess sucks"

"Yeah.. but go download Velvet. Its such a great song"

See dutchess, fergie, velvet, failure, great, sensual, seduction


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