Velvet Axlegrease

What is Velvet Axlegrease?

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The silky lubrication between your fingers after giving your woman a love rub.

Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet axlegrease goes up my nose.

Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.

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