What is Velvet Axlegrease?
1.
The silky lubrication between your fingers after giving your woman a love rub.
Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet axlegrease goes up my nose.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
See
Random Words:
1.
Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.
Dude, yo..
1.
To draw a fecal moustache on your partner using your finger or penis after having anal sex.
Alternate definition, see Dirty Sanchez.
A..