What is Velvet Axlegrease?
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The silky lubrication between your fingers after giving your woman a love rub.
Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet axlegrease goes up my nose.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
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