Velvet Blazer

What is Velvet Blazer?

1.

The act of wrapping your cock in said fabric, lighting it on fire and fucking your partner in the ass.

Dan:I gave Sherry the Velvet blazer last night.

Jack: Holy Shit! You drop her off at the ER later?

Dan: No, I kicked her out of the car on the way there cause she wouldn't stop screaming, bitch.

See anal sex, sex, hardcore

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