What is Velvet Blazer?
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The act of wrapping your cock in said fabric, lighting it on fire and fucking your partner in the ass.
Dan:I gave Sherry the Velvet blazer last night.
Jack: Holy Shit! You drop her off at the ER later?
Dan: No, I kicked her out of the car on the way there cause she wouldn't stop screaming, bitch.
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Anadjective used to describe something awesome, or when applied to people, attractive.
Derived from the Actor Toby Hemingway who starre..
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1:To be all the shit and a bag of chips, you must be better than the best, the shit, all that
2: To think you are all the shit and a ba..
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profanity used when you've ran out of marijuana
Fucking golf shoes, we're out of weed!
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