What is Velvet Blazer?
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The act of wrapping your cock in said fabric, lighting it on fire and fucking your partner in the ass.
Dan:I gave Sherry the Velvet blazer last night.
Jack: Holy Shit! You drop her off at the ER later?
Dan: No, I kicked her out of the car on the way there cause she wouldn't stop screaming, bitch.
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The meal before the one you are about to eat, one that was not under the category of breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
Dude, wanna grab some..