What is Velvet Blazer?
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The act of wrapping your cock in said fabric, lighting it on fire and fucking your partner in the ass.
Dan:I gave Sherry the Velvet blazer last night.
Jack: Holy Shit! You drop her off at the ER later?
Dan: No, I kicked her out of the car on the way there cause she wouldn't stop screaming, bitch.
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a freshly used bloody tampon
Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.
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A tampon, new or used.
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